how to execute a sharpshooter

Step 1:
find some poor bloke who happened to be lying on the floor waiting to be shot...










Step 2:
sneak up to his legs in position as shown, grab his legs as quick as possible










Step 3:
spin him around to disorient him so as to decrease the struggling process










Step 4:
cross victim's leg as shown and forcibly pronate victim's body.










Step 5:
victim's hand may stretch out to prevent the pronation process, but press on...










Step 6:
for when the position is locked in, the reward would be sweet...










Step 7:
as victim tries to tap out while crying father crying mother at the same time...









Step 8:
you would be there savouring the fruits of your success... =p










P.S. no sam yangs were injured humiliated nor tortured in the shooting of this process. any resemblance to people like sam yang or jianri is pure coincidence...

P.S.S. we would also like to extend our fullest apologies to the ang mo couple who happened to pop by our deserted shooting location and got the shock of their lives. we hereby swear that we are really not trying out any new sex positions. nor are we in the porn industry....

P.S.S.S. look out for the next post as we teach u ladies out there how to win a bra and panty match...








yeah right...